Thursday, February 2, 2012

Choose Life

I pulled into a parking spot at Kroger and just as I was getting ready to exit my vehicle I hear yelling behind me. I looked into my rearview mirror and noticed a white Envoy with a 'Choose Life' license plate. I'm unsure if this is where the yelling is coming from but I wasn't taking a chance of getting myself into the middle of something, so I sat tight. Suddenly, a woman, in her early forties, steps out from the driver's side of the Envoy. I immediately realize that the yelling is indeed coming from this vehicle as it got much louder when she opened the door. I don't see her yelling, she's just looking into the car, assuming towards the passenger's seat, and waits for the yelling to cease.
It wasn't.
The yelling is constant but I can't make out any words, until I hear the one word no one wants to hear in public, especially if directed at you, "BITCH!"
I'm stunned as this woman closes the door to her Envoy, slightly grins, and walks away. Finally, the passenger door opens up and out comes a 10 year old boy.
I bet she wishes now she'd bought a different license plate.
Just sayin...

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Goodwill

You know you have a problem when you give away your things to Goodwill and then realize that three weeks later you purchased some of your own things.
And whose seen a Goodwill like this? Really? Maybe they're not paying their employees enough?
Just sayin...

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Love


Love means never having to say, "How much do I owe you?"
Just Sayin'...

Friday, September 30, 2011

Scared...

If you have to be told this then you probably shouldn't even have the job!
Just sayin...

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Stop!

Does it really need to be told? I mean, how many people have actually run into the big steel pole BEFORE they painted STOP on there?
Just sayin...

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Saggy Pants


You know you don't really look all that cool when you have to HOLD YOUR PANTS UP with one hand while attempting to walk with a bad ass attitude! And did you know that the saggy pants started in prison? The prison bitch would lower his pants to allow easy entry into his domain...
Just sayin...

Monday, September 19, 2011

Boobs

Now, boobs are supposed to sag. That's how we're able to tell what's real and what's not...but if God allowed someone to make a GOOD BRA that lifts those puppies off your belly button, you should take advantage!
Just sayin...