Love

Love means never having to say, "How much do I owe you?"

Just Sayin'...

Scared...

If you have to be told this then you probably shouldn't even have the job!

Just sayin...

Stop!

Does it really need to be told? I mean, how many people have actually run into the big steel pole BEFORE they painted STOP on there?

Just sayin...

Saggy Pants

You know you don't really look all that cool when you have to HOLD YOUR PANTS UP with one hand while attempting to walk with a bad ass attitude! And did you know that the saggy pants started in prison? The prison bitch would lower his pants to allow easy entry into his domain...

Just sayin...

Boobs

Now, boobs are supposed to sag. That's how we're able to tell what's real and what's not...but if God allowed someone to make a GOOD BRA that lifts those puppies off your belly button, you should take advantage!

Just sayin...

Really?

Whose bright idea was it to put in place a SEATBELT LAW but allow people to ride motorcycles with NO HELMETS?

Just sayin...

Toilets

What kind of world are we in that we need automatic flushing toilets? And who developed them to flush BEFORE I was through?

Just sayin...

Airport

Why do they play 9/11 tributes AT the airport?

Just sayin...

Traffic

Do you even know what a jerk you look like when you ride so close to the car in front of you just to KEEP me from getting in front of you?

Just sayin...

Honesty

Why is it that people get completely freaked out when they call me on the phone and ask me what I'm doing and it just so happens I'm putting cream on my hemorroid that's the size of a golf ball...and I tell them?

I mean, if you really didn't want to know what I was doing, why did you ask?

Just Sayin...

Crotch Sniffer

Why when a dog sniffs the crotch of a human their first response is, "They must smell my dog?" People, exactly what is your dog doing in your crotch so often that my dog can sniff it out? Maybe you should seek some counseling?

Maybe you need to be put on the "Not Allowed to Purchase Peanut Butter" list.

Just Sayin...

Impatience

Why is it that those impatient people at a red light continue to creep up, just waiting on the light to turn green, but when it actually turns green it takes them 3-5 seconds to begin moving forward?

Just sit on your thumbs and wait! You'll get to where you want faster!

Just Sayin'...

Nudism

Why does being naked freak people out? We basically all have the same parts. And if you think that the public hasn't been on the internet looking at better body parts than mine, than you're living in the stone age!

So people, lighten up. Show your stuff. I'm not saying you have to go outside and spread your legs for the world, but who cares if you like letting the dog out in the nude...

Flesh, it's what's for dinner!

Just Sayin...

I'm Curious...

Why is it that if you have no top on a pen, it's completely appropriate for a child...

but, if you put a top on it, it's considered a crate and the state gets involved?

Just Sayin'...