Goodwill

You know you have a problem when you give away your things to Goodwill and then realize that three weeks later you purchased some of your own things.

And whose seen a Goodwill like this? Really? Maybe they're not paying their employees enough?

Just sayin...

Love

Love means never having to say, "How much do I owe you?"

Just Sayin'...

Scared...

If you have to be told this then you probably shouldn't even have the job!

Just sayin...

Stop!

Does it really need to be told? I mean, how many people have actually run into the big steel pole BEFORE they painted STOP on there?

Just sayin...

Saggy Pants

You know you don't really look all that cool when you have to HOLD YOUR PANTS UP with one hand while attempting to walk with a bad ass attitude! And did you know that the saggy pants started in prison? The prison bitch would lower his pants to allow easy entry into his domain...

Just sayin...

Boobs

Now, boobs are supposed to sag. That's how we're able to tell what's real and what's not...but if God allowed someone to make a GOOD BRA that lifts those puppies off your belly button, you should take advantage!

Just sayin...

Really?

Whose bright idea was it to put in place a SEATBELT LAW but allow people to ride motorcycles with NO HELMETS?

Just sayin...