Stop!

Does it really need to be told? I mean, how many people have actually run into the big steel pole BEFORE they painted STOP on there?

Just sayin...

Saggy Pants

You know you don't really look all that cool when you have to HOLD YOUR PANTS UP with one hand while attempting to walk with a bad ass attitude! And did you know that the saggy pants started in prison? The prison bitch would lower his pants to allow easy entry into his domain...

Just sayin...

Boobs

Now, boobs are supposed to sag. That's how we're able to tell what's real and what's not...but if God allowed someone to make a GOOD BRA that lifts those puppies off your belly button, you should take advantage!

Just sayin...

Really?

Whose bright idea was it to put in place a SEATBELT LAW but allow people to ride motorcycles with NO HELMETS?

Just sayin...

Toilets

What kind of world are we in that we need automatic flushing toilets? And who developed them to flush BEFORE I was through?

Just sayin...

Airport

Why do they play 9/11 tributes AT the airport?

Just sayin...

Traffic

Do you even know what a jerk you look like when you ride so close to the car in front of you just to KEEP me from getting in front of you?

Just sayin...